Presidents do not often write inaugural addresses. George Washington was the primary exception. Since he had no enamel, his speech was lower than 200 phrases. The subject is “I am president so I’ve to reside in New York Metropolis which I hate.” Thanks.
The opposite day, Donald Trump advised me he was going to offer a speech for about 45 minutes. Take over this. Advisors have already written his speech, however I do know what Mr. Trump needs to say, and that is it.
“My fellow Individuals, I am glad to be again within the White Home so I can have an exorcist exorcise these Biden demons working round with profanity. As , Joe is a klutz and now I’ve to Make America nice once more. Delaware or Greenland, honey.
What about Kamala! Momara, Bibidi, Bobidi, Bubala? She ordered photo voltaic panels for the White Home and now we’ve to ship them again. We’re drilling, child, doing that Beverly Hills factor. Black gold, Texas tea!
That drill was noisy, however I did not want a break. I stayed up all evening fascinated about Panama and the mosquitoes that kill Individuals there. We needed to cope with Panama as a result of they charged an excessive amount of for hats. This should cease or hell will escape.
I am extraordinarily honored to function your president once more, particularly as a result of it drives Pleasure Behar loopy. Not that she nonetheless has an extended method to go. The very best factor about my win was seeing Joe and Micah arrive at Mar-a-Lago. I had all of them placed on their MAGA hats and Joe needed to mow the garden earlier than I let him in.
One other good factor is that Mark Zuckerberg has promised to be loyal to me. I made him do limbo earlier than he got here. Elon and Vivek dominated. That is nice.
So, now I am the forty seventh president. Solely Grover Cleveland was re-elected non-consecutively. Do you know his household calls him “Uncle Jumbo”? Massive man. However the second semester was robust. We is not going to repeat this.
No, we will make America discerning once more. There aren’t any extra Joe and Jill over the hill. I pay my speechwriters nicely as a result of they give you traces like this.
Anyway, thanks for selecting me and sticking with NBC and CNN. Faux information. However I’m an actual individual, probably the most highly effective individual on this planet. Far!
Because the restaurant boy stated in “My Time at Ridgemont Excessive”: “Be taught it, realize it, reside it.”
See you on campus.
